Afternoons

Tom Collins was born a poor farm boy in South Dakota. His talent behind the microphone has helped ruin many a radio station. When he's not on the air he can be found test-driving manufacturer's review cars on sheet metal ramps and logs in the back woods. Mr. Collins is a published author and a nationally recognized expert on a number of arcane topics (we could list them, but the number is far too great to comprehend). He lives in a double wide with his kids and his Misses. His vast collection of Slim Whitman records is housed 30 feet below the surface of the earth in a concrete bunker..